I Like It When It Burns A Bit: Atomic Butcher

Antlia nodded at this, despite Atomic Butcher being terribly old - you'll need at least Windows 98, spec-watchers. It's a retro side-on platform adventure game, complete with death-messages in the subject line as if it were 1994 again and its control system - I quote - "blatantly stolen from the game Abuse". The main reason why I blog it isn't that it's an expansive freeware action game. It's because you play a character whose default weapon is radioactive urine. And, if you direct your stream into a fire, it ignites, making it EVEN MORE DEADLY. We need to mediate upon this, and decide that whether this actually is the true spiritual sequel to Fallout we were all waiting for. You can download it from here or find some footage below. What's your favourite urine based weapons, readers?

Alas, I can't find a full version of Cobra Killer's song which gives this post its title. It's on Spotify though.